Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A good doctor..
Q: How do you make a Santaji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Santa: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Santa: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Santa: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Santa: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Santa: Bcoz it is Black & White
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..
Santa to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Santa Replied: "No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!"
Santa attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Santa: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Santa got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Santaji replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.
After finishing MBBS Santa started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said: "Torch is okay"
Santa: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Banta: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.
Santa in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Santa: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Santa: "All are born on government holidays...! !!
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple ?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
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